Zach Shipp, born on March 4, 1999, in Mount Pearl, NL, Canada, passed away on April 30, 2018, in Albuquerque, NM. Zach was known for his unique personality and favorite hobbies, which included being dead, inviting Thomas to an Xbox party, and participating in macaroni eating competitions.

Zach had a taste for unconventional foods such as skeleton bones and spaghetti. He had a passion for music and enjoyed listening to bands like Songwriter x and the Skeleton Band, Ozzy Osbourne, AC/DC, and John Prine. Zach had a distinctive sense of humor and was often referred to as a "blonde bimbo with no life." His Facebook profile picture famously featured a dead cat.

Among his favorite pastimes, Zach valued nothing more than inviting Thomas to an Xbox Live party and slyly borrowing his neighbor's Wi-Fi. He considered Hell his favorite place in the world and took pleasure in watching TV shows like Ghost Hunters and Dog Whisperer. Although sports didn't particularly interest him, he did have a soft spot for the movie Free Willy, as he was always advocating for the freedom of "the peen."

Throughout his life, Zach pursued the profession of being dead, which he dedicated himself to with unwavering commitment. While it is uncertain if he is survived by any close family members, his memory will live on in the hearts of those who knew him as "some asshole."

May Zach rest in peace, forever remembered for his unique spirit and offbeat sense of humor.