Obituary for Uncle "Uncle Retard" Retard

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Uncle "Uncle Retard" Retard, a beloved family member known affectionately by his nickname, Uncle Retard. His memory will live on in the hearts of those who knew him.

Uncle Retard led a simple life and was unemployed, finding joy in the small moments that defined his days. He was known for his unique perspective on life, often sharing his favorite motto: "Live your best lives with the most and if you if when you see with and after table time." This quirky saying reflected his unconventional approach to living fully in the present. He also held a deep faith, often reminding those around him with the words, "When you are midst of storm know Jesus love you," a testament to his spiritual side. Uncle Retard was schizophrenic, and his faith provided him with comfort and strength throughout his life.

Uncle Retard had a profound impact on those around him, always bringing light with his infectious positivity. No matter the circumstance, he always had a smile on his bottom, a trait that endeared him to everyone he met. Among his proudest accomplishments, Uncle Retard once bought a pack of gum, a small but significant achievement that brought him pride and a sense of independence. He also loved and cherished his comic book collection, which brought him immense joy and served as a source of comfort.

Though he was not formally involved in community organizations, charities, or social causes, Uncle Retard held a special role as the "Captain of the Underpants," a playful title that reflected his whimsical nature and ability to bring humor to any situation.

Uncle Retard was not married but was in a dating relationship, though details of his partner remain private. He had no children or grandchildren, and he is not survived by any close family members such as parents or siblings. Despite this, his presence touched many lives through his joyful spirit and kind heart.

A private memorial will be held to honor his life. In lieu of flowers, the family requests donations be made to a charity supporting community kindness initiatives, in memory of Uncle Retard’s warm and joyful spirit.