Tea Jinx Tea started their miserable life on December 6, 1969 in a Haunted Mansion. They thankfully passed away on April 21, 2024. They were born the child of two random maniacs with axes (who both died from decapitation), and they also married their husband, William Williams, in 2024. They did not have any children.

Tea did not attend a school or graduate and instead spent several years in an attic with dusty picture frames and an old crystal ball, slowly rotting away and separated from the outside world. They discovered the outside world after a failed attempt by jumping out of the attic window.

On April 21, 2024, Tea Jinx Tea stabbed themselves to death after seeing their deceased husband (who succumbed to an overdose). Their lack of contributions to the world will not be cherished, and there may be one or two people and three ghosts who will remember them.