Kenny was actually born a Woodruff instead of a Simpson, but he died an evil misogynistic racist that abused his children, sexually assaulted his stepchildren, and beat his wives.

Kenny used his charms as a snake oil salesman to lure unsuspecting women into toxic relationships and to become friends with several police officers, as to seem unsuspecting to any and all of his nefarious plots.

This dumpster fire of a person is survived by his 3 (that we know of) children: Joshua, Ethan, and Mariah last names redacted and literally anyone who had the misfortune of meeting him.

There will be no funeral, as there is nobody to mourn him. Anyone who feels sad about his passing is merely another victim of his lies and was groomed to be his ally.

I know I speak for all of us as I rejoice in how free I feel, knowing he will never ever darken my doorstep again, ever.

If you do still feel the need to mourn him, for whatever reason, in lieu of flowers, please make a donation to either a local pro LGBTQIA+ organization or a battered women's shelter He would have truly hated that.