Finn Schinker, affectionately known as McMissile, was born on July 5, 2014, in Egypt, Texas, and tragically passed away on August 23, 2024, in Mesa, Arizona. A beloved companion, Finn was known for his playful spirit and boundless energy, with hobbies that included catching balls and humping dogs. His favorite foods were chocolate, and he had an eclectic taste in music, enjoying artists like Tame Impala, AC/DC, A$AP Rocky, and Chappell Roan.

Finn was not only a playful companion but also had a unique personality marked by his love for his favorite quote, "Ruff," which encapsulated his joyful approach to life. He was proud of his accomplishments, boasting an impressive tally of twenty "bodies" in playful endeavors. His favorite place was Compton, where he felt truly at home, and he enjoyed watching shows like Old Yeller and Straight Outta Compton.

Finn is survived by his loving father Caleb, his partner Bonquesha, and their four children: Tredavious, Taquavion, Bonqueshantia, and Phil. His life was filled with memorable moments, including the infamous HOA meeting incident that earned him some notoriety.

Though Finn didn’t formally belong to the Alpha Gamma Kappa Sorority, he was often seen as a group leader and was well-liked by many. He was highly influenced by Buddhist philosophies, embracing a love for life that was infectious. Tragically, his life was cut short, impacting those around him deeply, especially Taquavion, who faced severe consequences following a devastating incident.

In honor of Finn’s vibrant spirit, the family invites Dr. C.L. Mitchell to the funeral, ensuring that his memory is celebrated among those who cherished him. Finn Schinker will be remembered fondly for his love of balls and the joy he brought into the lives of others.