Elizabeth David, 16, of Carrsville, Virginia, passed on January 03, 2023. Elizabeth was born on September 16, 2006. She died of boredom since Brandon Robert Crafton left her for video games. Elizabeth was survived by her 8 turkeys, dog, and Ryan Reynolds. She enjoyed her hobbies such as dissection(animal and human), laughing at kids falling, and most importantly her instense love for her heavy metal band, which she is the lead singer, guitaris, and drummer in). Elizabeth thrived off of the blood of her enemies and seemed to be immortal. Elizabeth was the name she chose when she was "born" in 2006 disregarding the fact that she has been alive since the beginning of time. She put Jesus on the cross, assasinated Lincoln, and time traveled to assasinate John F. Kennedy. She lived a long and fulfilled life that was never supposed to end but leave it to Brandon Robert Crafton to bring her life to a tragic halt.