D Money Sharqueese Buchanan, also known as Berzelius, passed away on June 3, 1964, at the age of 689. Born on March 14, 1275, in Stalingrad, Russia, D Money had most recently resided in Crackpot, Richmond, UK.

Known for her unique interests, D Money enjoyed throwing toddlers out of moving golf carts and indulging in her homemade chloroform cookies. She was also a fan of the musical artist Paula Dean and had a peculiar love for the "It's a small world" ride at Disney.

D Money had a quirky sense of humor and even earned the runner-up position in the Foghorn Leghorn look-alike contest. Her favorite TV show was "CSI: Sesame Street." One of her notable traits was the ability to spontaneously combust, which could be called her superpower.

Professionally, D Money achieved great success, winning two Grammys and an Oscar for her diss track directed at Dr. Fauci. Her life motto, "The end is worlding," reflected her unique perspective on life.

D Money was married to her expired stick of butter for 15.9 semi-glorious days. She leaves behind three children, Joeseph Stalin, Vlad the Impaler, and Lin Manuel Miranda.

D Money's impact on the lives of others can be seen through her fascination with communism. Though her journey has come to an end, her memory will be cherished by those who knew her.